We're the Only Ones Overblown Enough

A cop took a deal in relation to charges of sexually assaulting a teenage girl and will not receive a felony conviction, will not have to register as a sex offender, will only serve a year in jail, and still currently has his law enforcement certification. [More]

And if the boyfriend or the girl had defied him and tried to defend themselves, he could have literally gotten away with murder.

Oh, and don't you just love his ...uh... mouthpiece?

"Cory Cooper is a family man, and he put his family first."

I agree. They ought to have front row seats at the hanging.

Also of seeming relevance:

The sex act lasted a few seconds, prosecutors say.

Sure, go for it, Gomer.

[Via Michael G]